I am 6ft 3". When I was around 20 I dated a girl who was just over 6ft 4". Walking in to a pub one evening one of the clientèle looked over and blurted, 'Fucking Hell, it's the invasion of the big bastards!'
So my final shave for the last week of SOTD's, grab the biggest razor in the box, accompany it with my biggest brush and hey, voila ici, a shave themed, 'The invasion of the big bastards'
Big Boss Man - Stainless Mongoose
Big buggery blade - Feather Super Professional
Big bad brush - Highlander 26mm Cashmere
Big in Bolton - Signature Soaps Londinium
Big Sale, Big Sale - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
'As big as this pencil?'
Go shave and go big. A sterling shave and thank you to all departments for your wonderful contribution.
Go out, go big and go out with big Rob998. Get hammered and suffer a big hangover. Hence why this shave arrives two days late and complete with big excuses.
Since this was my final SOTD of last week it can only end with those diminutive girls with big hearts, puffyshoes.....
More? Why of course....
'The revenge of the little people'
Being as I was then engaged to a girl who came in at 4ft 10", this shave hence utilises the smallest bunch in my Pandoras box of shaving wonderments
China in my hands - Yaqi Excalibur
Small compared to a carving knife - Feather Professional
Wee brush (But not a Whiskey Barrel) - Hive-2
A tiny amount - ADP Collezione Barbierre
Small wonder - Collegen moisturiser
Little smell - ADP Colonia Club
'You lied'
Small accoutrements, big results and big grin value. The Excalibur? Some people seem to miss the trick with this one. A small razor which is essentially a blade on a stick. Craply made, as light as they come, stick it on a decent weighty handle and a razor recipe for a disaster. But it doesn't happen. Buttery smooth and perfection from beginning to end. A brilliant piece of shite.
Nice to use the ADP soap once again and if it isn't one of the best soaps on planet shave then I ain't short. And I'm not.
Have smashing bank holiday you amazing people and I love you all.
May be I am not short, but apparently love is.......