Your Top 4 Aftershaves

Stick around mate. Could do with a few, "Metric fucktons", "Cockpunches" and other sublime quotes. Like yer first two but the Veg and Denim are manky. Gimme Boot's Freshwood anyday.
Aw, that's the trouble with "top x" lists, summat has to give

Boots Freshwood punches way above its weight though, so fair dues on that one and if the old US Aqua Velva was readily available, that probably would've made it in