1. At a fancy dress ball one couple came with the woman on the man's back.
"What have you come as?" asked the hostess.
"I'm a tortoise," said the man.
"A tortoise?" she asked.
"Yes. My name is Tom, and this is Michelle."
2. Three tortoise came to a restaurant and ordered a cake, just as their cake arrive, they found out that they didn't bring any money.
So Large turtle said: I'm the eldest, of course, I shouldn't have to go back to get some money.
Then the second turtle said: The youngest turtle should go back.
Small turtle agreed: OK, I will go back, as long as you two promised to save my share of the cake.
On the third day the two tortoise felt hungry again and small turtle is no where to be seen.
Large turtle said to Medium Turtle: We should share the small turtle's cake.
As they were about to start, they heard small turtle's voice outside the door: If you dare to eat my cake, I will not go back for the money!
I'll get my coat.