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Genius - as is normal for you - oo oo oo - or should that be - ooo ooo ooo? Go on - do a pastiche of 'Night Fever' - I challenge you. I.
Genius - as is normal for you - oo oo oo - or should that be - ooo ooo ooo? Go on - do a pastiche of 'Night Fever' - I challenge you. I.And the theme for today was 'You' re the one that I want'
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I have left the Austrian Hills behind, said goodbye to Julie Andrews behind and hello to Olivia Newton-John's very cute derriere.
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I got fluff
It's multiplying
And I'm losing control
The Phillshave you're supplying
It's not electrifying!
You better behave
Cause I need a shave
And my Feather is set on you
You better shave up
You better go with the grain
To my Hone I must be true
No Murdock left
No fluff left for me to go through
You're the one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, Hone Hone Hone
The one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, Hone Hone Hone
The one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, the one I would bleed
Oh, yes indeed
If your brush is filled
With cream selection
You're too shy to convey
XTG ATG direction
And shave away
I better behave
Cause I need a shave
I need a razor
Which can keep me satisfied
I better behave
If I'm gonna shave
You better prove
That my technique is justified
Are you sure
Yes I'm sure down deep inside my beard
You're the one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, Hone Hone Hone
The one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, Hone Hone Hone
The one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, the one I would bleed
Oh, yes indeed
So in basic terms
Brass Hone with long handle
Feather blade
Razorock 400
Murdock Avalon cream
Nature's Aid Witch Hazel
M&S Bergamot
One super close shave and smoother than the grease in John Travolta's hair. I do have to say that after a few weeks of use the brass Hone is a first class act and as good as anything else in the collection. A wonderfully smooth razor with a wonderfully smooth finish.
A very happy shave
So happy and if it's the one that you want then choose me. Which reminds me of some lovely Japanese ladies........
Have great weekend one and all
Fantastic 666'smate! Fantastic.And the theme for today was 'You' re the one that I want'
View attachment 48713
I have left the Austrian Hills behind, said goodbye to Julie Andrews behind and hello to Olivia Newton-John's very cute derriere.
View attachment 48714
I got fluff
It's multiplying
And I'm losing control
The Phillshave you're supplying
It's not electrifying!
You better behave
Cause I need a shave
And my Feather is set on you
You better shave up
You better go with the grain
To my Hone I must be true
No Murdock left
No fluff left for me to go through
You're the one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, Hone Hone Hone
The one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, Hone Hone Hone
The one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, the one I would bleed
Oh, yes indeed
If your brush is filled
With cream selection
You're too shy to convey
XTG ATG direction
And shave away
I better behave
Cause I need a shave
I need a razor
Which can keep me satisfied
I better behave
If I'm gonna shave
You better prove
That my technique is justified
Are you sure
Yes I'm sure down deep inside my beard
You're the one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, Hone Hone Hone
The one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, Hone Hone Hone
The one that I want
You are the one that I shave with
Oh, the one I would bleed
Oh, yes indeed
So in basic terms
Brass Hone with long handle
Feather blade
Razorock 400
Murdock Avalon cream
Nature's Aid Witch Hazel
M&S Bergamot
One super close shave and smoother than the grease in John Travolta's hair. I do have to say that after a few weeks of use the brass Hone is a first class act and as good as anything else in the collection. A wonderfully smooth razor with a wonderfully smooth finish.
A very happy shave
So happy and if it's the one that you want then choose me. Which reminds me of some lovely Japanese ladies........
Have great weekend one and all
@Rob998 you actually bought a bloody razor? Are you sure you didn't find it in my cabinet and bloody nicked it? Or did you get me pissed enough to persuade me to part ways with it?
Thinking about it I never had a Core so you must have exchanged cash for it.
OOMPH. Not the General?
Well it was only 20 quid, and I'd probably had a drinkie, so the offer probably got to me in a moment of weakness...
I will have you know I have actually bought another razor, once. I laid out actual cash on a Ming Shi Futur clone, that cost me, like, £8, including 10 blades. It was horrible.
The stuff I've stolen from your den is much more acceptable, so I see no reason to adjust my acquisition strategy.
Quite fancy a General next...
OOMPH. Not the General?
Ha ha - Hi Tony - welcome to the group. Thanks for sharing - the awkward shuffle of chairs in a community centre somewhere - anxious - sweaty hands wringing - very well shaved men - skin beautifully hydrated - smelling nice - is that Creed? - sit in a circle around the group leader - the first step to recovery is vocalising - we each have our own narrative - Do you need all that shaving porn? Absolutely goddam right - otherwise I'd look like some f***ing hipster c**t - w***kers - with their man bags and bikes that don't have gears. Shoes without socks? F**k that. Let us stand up for our dens! More product than we will need for a lifetime - bang on. I'm not going to live long enough to use up all of my stuff - but - I will never run out of Super Iridium blades - or several other types for that matter. I'd like to start a new movement - den pride - we could have a parade each year? ha ha ha - I.
Genius - as is normal for you - oo oo oo - or should that be - ooo ooo ooo? Go on - do a pastiche of 'Night Fever' - I challenge you. I.
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