SOTD Sat 25 May 2024
There now follows a party political, shave
Prep - hot shower, lather face wash
Bowl - DSCosmetic green bowl
Cream - Proraso Blue
Brush - Anbbas Amber 24mm tuxedo synthetic
Razor - Muhle R89 Twist
Blade - Lord Classic (1)
Post - lather remains face wash, cold rinse
Splash - homemade (witch hazel and essential oils), Forest Fresh ASL
Balm - Nivea Replenishing PSB
Fragrance - Jeff&Co Carbon EDT
And a fine shave it was. More or less the same as the last couple I have posted, apart from the Lord blade which felt (unsurprisingly) similar to the Racer, a bit more scratchy maybe, but it was its first use. And my pretty new brush which I think will be a good addition to my, now complete, maybe, collection! Visage left feeling and smelling very smooth and fragrant (just like a politician)
There now follows…
I speak to you tonight on behalf of the Need A Collie (Really) Party of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Do you ever wake up, see the weather is bad and go back to sleep or turn on the TV when you know a brisk walk in the pouring rain would be so much better for your physical and mental health? You need a Collie.
Do you ever feel alone or neglected when you stand in the bathroom, showering or shaving? You need a Collie.
Do you ever think, near the end of a meal, “I wish someone would help me with these last few mouthfuls, as I’m really struggling”? You need a Collie.
Do you find that you can sit wherever you want in your home? You need a Collie.
Vote for us and we pledge that -
You will be persuaded to have at least an hour of healthy exercise every day.
Your household will never have any food waste, even plates can be cleaned (if required).
You will not be able to sit anywhere without being moved along or sat on after about ten minutes.
You will never have to shower, shave or pee alone ever again.
Please vote for us at the NAC(R) Party, we can deliver!
We thank you. Woof.