A themic shave called 'The further adventures of Captain Fawcett and his quest for the General' s treasure of the three virgins'
A rough arsed old sea dog - Stainless Colonial General
The virgin of Blade Rock - Kai Captain (1)
Stand up for the Welsh national anthem - Yaqi Dandelion
No soap for the scurvy crew - Captain Fawcett's
Ye feel barnacles ripping yer skin? - T&H Grafton aftershave balm
'Ohhhhh,. What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor?'
Day 63 on the good ship 'The fair oceanic maiden of the seven seas and the lady of ou....', and at that point we ran out of ship. We haven't be sober for the past 62 and the crew are looking dishevelled and in need of shaves. The ship's cat has protested that it only has one tail and has tired of being swung around on this only one at that. Around bathroom bay and in to the safe waters of the sink for a clean and replenishment.......
The treasure of the General's three virgins
Aye Aye! There are indeed three virgins and the first to give herself to the motley hairy crew was the fair lady Yaqi Dandelion. A maiden exquisitely named after the national flower of Wales (according to
@pjgh ). Ner before had her soft hair succumb to the Captains cream.
To be honest the knot was a little stiffer than I thought the term 'Cashmere' might have given the impression. pjgh described it as 'a well broken in Boar' and in consideration I'd never tried a boar brush I had no idea what to expect. But whatever expectations I had (none at all) were soon met and this little green devil delivered wonderfully. Very suited towards hard soaps and soon the virgin (I doubt it but I need a story line) Captain Fawcett was delivering a mountain of frothy lather like he had just spent 63 days at sea. Which he had. I was expecting this soap to be very much in line with their Scapicchio of last week and my thoughts were correct. A super duper lather with all those qualities one looks for and a scent which to me is very reminiscent of Lubin Itasca. Lovely, and more so as I do love Itasca.
Two no longer virgins were frolicking in a sea of ecstasy. Apparently a damn sight easier than trying to 'break in a boar' and not as though personally I'd like to try it.
There be remaining only one chaste maiden to complete the quest for the virginal treasures and as if ye haven't been having enough Captains in these journals who would ever have guessed that the final maiden would be the mistress Captain Kai. A lady with a wit as sharp as her edge. But with an edge so sharp she would happily cut yeez from er to er. Or in this case give a little warning stab on yer chinny chin chin. Call for that lazy no gooder first mate Periwinkle Styptic, and whiles ye be there let's have some of that Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum stuff and give it some more 'Ayes ayes', Aye aye
A shave so smooth it is time to sail in to the sunset and who would have thought how nice it could be to be winked at by the captain?
Aye aye ayeeeeeee
I will leave you with some beautiful ladies from the land of the rising sun but before that I wish you all a most safe and healthy week ahead.
