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Ladies and Gentleladies,
I’m doing the Movember bum fluff training thing and would much appreciate your assistance. I do understand that many of you will know someone who’s also mo-growing and will understandably not want to give twice, thrice and so on. I’ve set up a JustGiving page and have been given permission to share it with you good people here.
Gairdner’s Movember JustGiving Page
The major bonus is that you get to laugh at my silly old coupon as a few stray hairs slowly manifest themselves purely for your entertainment. By the end of the month, I should have just enough growth for the cat to lick off!
Matron is not amused but appreciates it is for a good cause even though she would rather spend the money crafting new torture/treatment devices. I’ve told her that it will lend me an air of worldly authority to which she grunted then buggered off only to reappear with a rolling pin in her hand, muttering something about giving me plenty authority. Of course, I made the mistake of asking if she was going to do some baking and now I sport a, a, well, let’s just say going to the bathroom is a tad difficult.
Just in case you are unaware, I do not see a single penny of donations as they go straight to the charity and you’ll be able to leave me a nice encouraging message on my page. Things like, “You’ve been sooking the wrong end of the pencil and got some lead on your top lip”, or, “ Could you kindly wash beneath your nose, please?” In fact, the more humorous the better.
Please poke fun at this fat Scotsman who is trying to do his bit for blokes’ health.
Ta muckle,
Graeme the Gairdner
P.S. here’s a couple of dodgy pics to whet your appetite:
Day 0 - my last shave was around 12 hours before this:
Me with a dodgy beard around 18 months ago:
The handsome one is Jock, my border terrier who is not amused.
I’m doing the Movember bum fluff training thing and would much appreciate your assistance. I do understand that many of you will know someone who’s also mo-growing and will understandably not want to give twice, thrice and so on. I’ve set up a JustGiving page and have been given permission to share it with you good people here.
Gairdner’s Movember JustGiving Page
The major bonus is that you get to laugh at my silly old coupon as a few stray hairs slowly manifest themselves purely for your entertainment. By the end of the month, I should have just enough growth for the cat to lick off!
Matron is not amused but appreciates it is for a good cause even though she would rather spend the money crafting new torture/treatment devices. I’ve told her that it will lend me an air of worldly authority to which she grunted then buggered off only to reappear with a rolling pin in her hand, muttering something about giving me plenty authority. Of course, I made the mistake of asking if she was going to do some baking and now I sport a, a, well, let’s just say going to the bathroom is a tad difficult.
Just in case you are unaware, I do not see a single penny of donations as they go straight to the charity and you’ll be able to leave me a nice encouraging message on my page. Things like, “You’ve been sooking the wrong end of the pencil and got some lead on your top lip”, or, “ Could you kindly wash beneath your nose, please?” In fact, the more humorous the better.
Please poke fun at this fat Scotsman who is trying to do his bit for blokes’ health.
Ta muckle,
Graeme the Gairdner
P.S. here’s a couple of dodgy pics to whet your appetite:
Day 0 - my last shave was around 12 hours before this:
Me with a dodgy beard around 18 months ago:
The handsome one is Jock, my border terrier who is not amused.
