Guy goes to the doctors hard of hearing
The doctor said can i help you the guy said sorry i’m a bit hard of hearing.
The doctor said oh can you describe the symptoms
The guy said yeah
Homers a fat cnut & madge has blue hair
A blind man goes into a pub and starts swinging his song round his head on it's lead....
The barman goes.... Woe woe woe, what d'ya think your doing?
The man replies.... Calm down I'm only having a look around.
Man goes into the pub with a Giraffe. Says a pint for me and a triple whisky for the giraffe.
He orders the same this 5 times...
Eventually the giraffe keels over and the guy starts to walk out.... The bar man chases after him and says woe, hang in you can't just leave that lye'n here. He goes, it's not a lion it's a giraffe....
On a recent study it was said that italian men have the most regular sex,at about 3-4 times a week,with average british man at about 6 times a month.
The least regular sex goes to the eskimo,with about 2-3 times a year,which came as a massive shock to me.
I didnt even know i was eskimo.