JOTD..... (Joke of the day)

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A blind man goes into a pub and starts swinging his song round his head on it's lead....
The barman goes.... Woe woe woe, what d'ya think your doing?
The man replies.... Calm down I'm only having a look around.
 
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Man goes into the pub with a Giraffe. Says a pint for me and a triple whisky for the giraffe.
He orders the same this 5 times...
Eventually the giraffe keels over and the guy starts to walk out.... The bar man chases after him and says woe, hang in you can't just leave that lye'n here. He goes, it's not a lion it's a giraffe....
 
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A woman goes in to a supermarket and buys a small salad and some cottage cheese, she goes to the checkout.

The man in front of her is paralytic. He looks at her and her food and says, 'you must be single',

Furious, she says, 'this is 2022, men can eat healthily, why do you think I am single?

"Because you are bloody ugly."
 
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