Heart attack takeaway...

Talking of foods like that, I heard that someone came up with a burger called a "McGangBang" where you take a McD's double cheese burger, lift off the top half (where the burgers meat in the centre) so that you have half a bun and a burger on each side, then you sit a 99p Chicken Mayo on top of the bottom half, then put the top half back on.

Yumm

Also, on more of a Scottish note, I either read in a paper or saw advertised in some chippy window......... you ready for this.............

A meal that was made up of a battered jumbo sausage, wrapped in donner kebab meat, then re battered and re fried, sold with chips and salad and sauce............. and of course couldn't forget diet irn-bru.

Heart attack......

P.S. Watch out for anything that comes from a kebab shop that has the words "Rolly-Polly" before or after the name.
 
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Nuff said :lol:
 
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Nuff said :lol:
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Is it wrong that I'm now hungry and feel like I could eat a "Scabby Horse/Wean"

Ha ha ha

I once heard a Nedette walking down the street with an open sausage supper (yes just walking down the street) proclaiming that it was "f****n' shockin" that they were out of diet irn-bru.

You can't write stuff like that

P.S. It just came to mind but have you ever noticed how some Scots have developed this ability to eat AND smoke at exactly the same time?
 
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P.S. It just came to mind but have you ever noticed how some Scots have developed this ability to eat AND smoke at exactly the same time?
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I first observed such behaviour in Helsinki in about 1986 - in a restaurant, sitting eating and all the locals were doing so with a fag between their fingers on the right hand, so it was cut with knife, stab with fork, bolus in gob, take drag & repeat.

Of course only the enlightened nation that is Scotland can do that but walking down the road, whilst clipping the weans around the lug wearing the biggest hoop earrings that Argos sell and still be on the way to school!
 
hunnymonster said:
andyjreid said:
P.S. It just came to mind but have you ever noticed how some Scots have developed this ability to eat AND smoke at exactly the same time?
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I first observed such behaviour in Helsinki in about 1986 - in a restaurant, sitting eating and all the locals were doing so with a fag between their fingers on the right hand, so it was cut with knife, stab with fork, bolus in gob, take drag & repeat.

Of course only the enlightened nation that is Scotland can do that but walking down the road, whilst clipping the weans around the lug wearing the biggest hoop earrings that Argos sell and still be on the way to school!
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Who's going to school, the mammy or the weans? or both :shock:

Regards
 
I've worked in Wythenshawe for the last 22 years, and to be fair to the place, it has improved a lot since the Commonwealth Games came to Manchester. Yeah it's got its faults, but then so has everywhere when you dig below the surface.
 
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