Where am I going wrong?

Fergiebilly said:

Why Not Go the Full Hog & Use Napalm..It Smells Glorious in the Mornin Breeze..Shave Like a Man..:D:D

Billy
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WTF are you on, Billy? Some of us are being serious here, and you come up with Napalm? Really?
Just so you know, I like to light a scented candle (usually rose water and foggy wet dog's blanket fragrance) when I shave..do you really think napalm and a naked flame is a good idea?
 
Greybeard said:
Nice suggestion...there's always a diamond in the rough out there...you've revitalised my belief in this forum...there's at least one person out there with a full understanding of my plight! Thanks London_Peculiar (BTW I'd rethink that name if I were you...some might think you're off your trolley...'London'? really?)
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You're too kind. I try my best but (to quote the great Garth Marenghi) 'I'm not Jesus Christ. I've come to accept that now'.

I can't really help the London thing as I was born here. I did live in Nottingham for a few years, if that detoxifies me a little bit. I thought that was the north until someone who lived in Sheffield told me that city was the real North. And then I went out with a Geordie who sniffed at the idea of anybody in Yorkshire living in the true NORTH.

So I just stay out of the way down here in London (technically pronounced Lahndahn, but I thought if I put that, people would think I was Welsh).
 
London_Peculiar said:
You're too kind. I try my best but (to quote the great Garth Marenghi) 'I'm not Jesus Christ. I've come to accept that now'.

I can't really help the London thing as I was born here. I did live in Nottingham for a few years, if that detoxifies me a little bit. I thought that was the north until someone who lived in Sheffield told me that city was the real North. And then I went out with a Geordie who sniffed at the idea of anybody in Yorkshire living in the true NORTH.

So I just stay out of the way down here in London (technically pronounced Lahndahn, but I thought if I put that, people would think I was Welsh).
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Well, as someone born in Nottingham (what was the old 'City Hospital, Nottingham') and someone who is a great fan of Garth Marenghi...why the hell didn't they make more of that series?) I can see why I instantly noticed you to be a person of great intelligence...and expertise with TCP ;)
 
Nishy said:
Clearly given your blade/weapon of choice ;) I assume the picture as per post 1 is your travel kit too?
Easily through customs
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Of course, as long as I keep it in a clear bag, they've not stopped me once...When asked about the blade I refer them to this forum, they chuckle and let me through. Once I had to bribe a customs official with a travel-sized sample of Nivea for men sensitive post shave balm...he tried to snort it...plonker was so distracted with anaphylactic shock, I just wandered through the gate.
 
Greybeard said:
Well, as someone born in Nottingham (what was the old 'City Hospital, Nottingham') and someone who is a great fan of Garth Marenghi...why the hell didn't they make more of that series?) I can see why I instantly noticed you to be a person of great intelligence...and expertise with TCP ;)
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Though by no means a spokesman for Mr Marenghi, I think he'd say there was no second series of Darkplace because it was too dangerous, too damn risky for lily-livered broadcasters who copped out and imported inferior shows like The Sopranos, The Wire, True Detective etc.
 
London_Peculiar said:
Though by no means a spokesman for Mr Marenghi, I think he'd say there was no second series of Darkplace because it was too dangerous, too damn risky for lily-livered broadcasters who copped out and imported inferior shows like The Sopranos, The Wire, True Detective etc.
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If anyone on this forum has not enjoyed the joy of Darkplace, please track it down...you won't be sorry!
 
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