Tesco are offering all customers who bought the horse burgers a free upgrade to their new high speed mobile internet service, 4GG
After a bad week of sales Tesco have tried to turn back the clock by recruiting an old celebrity chef,
not sure the Galloping Gourmet was the right choice.
Turns out the horses were being bummed before being turned in to burgers. Police say the main suspect is Jimmy Saddle.
On the back of the scandal of horse in their burgers apparently Tesco have found camels toes in the ladies underwear.
Sat here reading the label on these Tesco burgers and it turns out they're fairly low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar
I think somebody may be sending me death threats.
Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow