For this particular shave I revert back to my SOTD hero........
@Palmolive fox and I present you with the theme 'My polar opposite shaving recipe for today'
My spontaneously hacked together shave for today.
Prep: A scrub in cold water in the tin tub which has stood since my wife last bathed several hours back
Pre:
Some warm water splashed on a bit of ripped up T-shirt
Pears - what the bloody hell is this stuff? I have never washed in pears or any fruit for that matter
Extracts - A touch of 3 in 1 does just fine. Castrol may be a better choice but shit, 5 litres of the stuff?
Brush: APShave Co 30mm Cashmere on a gigantic lump of brass
Bowl - Cornflakes?
Lather : MDC Fouckere.
Blade: Feather Super Professional. As blunt as they come.
Franktherazor - Stainless Mongoose
Post:
Boiling hot water applied using a Delonge kettle. I will sue you at this point Barry. Have you seen what an effing face full of scolding hot water does?
Homemade bread for reasons unknown (No particular season of the year just crusty white from the bread maker) and lemon. More sueing your way. If you think suffering boils and reddening of the skin with the boiling water might not be too serious just you wait and see what applying freshly squeezed lemon juice does.
Eucalyptus, Tea Tree, Essential Oils.3 Menthol Crystals (Crystal meth? This is a place for shaving not a home brewed narcotics forum) . And all mixed together by a witch called Hazel? What sort of devilment is this as I thought all known witches had been burnt at the stake back in the 16th century. Well at least I did think that until a night out locally after several months of lock down. And so they should have been, but more locked up than down.
@Palmolive fox utilises the services of the local witch covenant to mix his post shave mix of lemons, vinegar and sea salt
Creightons ~Sensitive PSB and something to do with Gummy bears. I haven't got over the lemon juice yet so thoughts of sensitivity are out of reach at the moment.
Greetings,
A harrowing Sunday evening shave (Mainly driven by lemon juice) ...
The Mongoose/Feather was another duo dreadfully slashing their way through the my stubble inefficiently with each pass. In theory the brush could have done that alone being such a face masher.
Finishing the shave off with more of those Gummy bears ~ Traditional Scouse Cologne with a dab of diesel behind each ear.
My face is feeling as rough as a badger's arse & smelling like a sewage outlet
Stay safe, and enjoy your week peeps.
And this is where we part our ways and take my usual sign off. A shave without some Japanese ladies is simply no shave at all. And especially for you Barry I give you
a lovebite Lovebites
Being a fellow Robert Rankin fan I guess you won't take any offence by this, but just to let you know I love your informative educacting posts whereas I just post incessant mindless drivel.
But I do love my shaves
PS. See you in court