Duffer said:
Stokes brown sauce for me.
That a recommendation Mr Duffer? The Stokes' tomato ketchup is the current favourite in our cheerfully infantile household.
One hesitates to enter the mustard debate. Well, no actually, having been brought up on Colman's made five minutes before dinnertime, I feel that I can speak with some confidence. English mustard properly made is an acquired taste, best taken in homeopathic quantities or as a poultice. Just because I love it doesn't mean that I necessarily approve, so on this occasion I'll align myself with Marvyn, however reluctantly. Dijon however is a true flavour enhancer, whereas your wholegrain stuff is just wrong unless stirred into mashed potato.
Sausages tonight, not sandwiched. Forgive me if I've rehearsed this one before, but this is a straightforward upgrade for decent ones:
Enough sausages to satisfy the diners
Olive oil
Red wine
A bay leaf
Salt 'n' pepper
Oven 180 degrees C. Fry the sausages in oil until the colour is pleasing to you. Place in a suitably sized oven-proof dish, which is to say one which fits the bangers quite closely. Season, tuck in the bay leaf and pour over wine as you see fit; cover loosely with foil. Put in oven for 30 mins; dispose of the remainder of the wine responsibly. Serve with mash and green beans, or what you will.
One of my few regrets is that I didn't marry Sophie Grigson. Credit where it's due however: that's one of hers, roughly.