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Two friends are discussing their upcoming retirement. One confides to the other that he is dreading having to find things to do in the long days ahead.
“I've got that all worked outâ€, says his friend.
“Oh, what are you going to do?â€
“I'm going to spend my time visiting my 17 brothers and 12 sisters.â€
His friend is flabbergasted. “That's a hell of a large familyâ€, he says.
“Indeed it is, my mother was a little hard of hearing, and each time they went to bed my father would ask her is she wanted to go straight to sleep or what.â€
“I've got that all worked outâ€, says his friend.
“Oh, what are you going to do?â€
“I'm going to spend my time visiting my 17 brothers and 12 sisters.â€
His friend is flabbergasted. “That's a hell of a large familyâ€, he says.
“Indeed it is, my mother was a little hard of hearing, and each time they went to bed my father would ask her is she wanted to go straight to sleep or what.â€