Caption time!

[mattlad]

 

[GOLDCREST]

That looks like a good place to warm my nose

 

[scottymac]

Thought that bitch was on heat but second thoughts it just smells of shit.

 

[NotTheStig]

The dog's facing the wrong direction for a spot of fishing

 

[missingskin]

Oh thats what one looks like !!

 

[joe mcclaine]

"What's the worst that could happen?"

 

[Tackleberry]

so that's a bearded clam!

 

[newageshaver]

Wow, I gotta find out what razor she uses on the ass.

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"where's her other eye gone?"

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"two passes, one against the grain and a touch up should do it"

 

[Julese34]

"Now where did that rabbit go?"

 

[NotTheStig]

(Said by the pervert standing beside them off camera): "which bitch today?"

 

[Pig Cat]

Reminded me of this joke:

Three dogs are in the waiting room of a vets office. The first dog asked the second dog "What are you here for?"

"I crap and pee all over the house so I'm going to be put to sleep. What are you here for?" the second dog asked.

"Whenever my master is gone, I tear the house apart. I bite
and chew on everything. I'm going to be put to sleep, too" replied the first dog.

The first two dogs look to the third dog and ask "What are you here for?"

"Well, one day my mistress was bent over about to get in the bath and I just couldn't help myself and I humped her." said the third dog.

"They're going to put you to sleep for that!?" exclaimed the first two dogs.

"No! I'm just here to get my nails clipped."

 

[antdad]

It ain't the same since she stopped using peanut butter.

 

[pugh-the-special-one]

So that's where she keeps the Pedigree Chum!

Sorry I thought it was a shih tzu


I thought i saw a glimpse of a Pussy!

 

[Pig Cat]

"Hmmm...I've been looking for somewhere to bury my bone"

 

[balidey]

Have you seen my wifes Schnauzer

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I normally fetch a tennis ball, but I suppose a ping-pong ball will have to do

 

[Professor Blighty]

"Something smells like a pussy cat around here..."