Caption time!
- Thread starter mattlad
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That looks like a good place to warm my nose
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The dog's facing the wrong direction for a spot of fishing
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Oh thats what one looks like !!
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joe mcclaine
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"What's the worst that could happen?"
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so that's a bearded clam!
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Wow, I gotta find out what razor she uses on the ass.
"where's her other eye gone?"
"two passes, one against the grain and a touch up should do it"
"where's her other eye gone?"
"two passes, one against the grain and a touch up should do it"
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(Said by the pervert standing beside them off camera): "which bitch today?"
Reminded me of this joke:
Three dogs are in the waiting room of a vets office. The first dog asked the second dog "What are you here for?"
"I crap and pee all over the house so I'm going to be put to sleep. What are you here for?" the second dog asked.
"Whenever my master is gone, I tear the house apart. I bite
and chew on everything. I'm going to be put to sleep, too" replied the first dog.
The first two dogs look to the third dog and ask "What are you here for?"
"Well, one day my mistress was bent over about to get in the bath and I just couldn't help myself and I humped her." said the third dog.
"They're going to put you to sleep for that!?" exclaimed the first two dogs.
"No! I'm just here to get my nails clipped."
Three dogs are in the waiting room of a vets office. The first dog asked the second dog "What are you here for?"
"I crap and pee all over the house so I'm going to be put to sleep. What are you here for?" the second dog asked.
"Whenever my master is gone, I tear the house apart. I bite
and chew on everything. I'm going to be put to sleep, too" replied the first dog.
The first two dogs look to the third dog and ask "What are you here for?"
"Well, one day my mistress was bent over about to get in the bath and I just couldn't help myself and I humped her." said the third dog.
"They're going to put you to sleep for that!?" exclaimed the first two dogs.
"No! I'm just here to get my nails clipped."
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So that's where she keeps the Pedigree Chum!
Sorry I thought it was a shih tzu
I thought i saw a glimpse of a Pussy!
Sorry I thought it was a shih tzu
I thought i saw a glimpse of a Pussy!
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Have you seen my wifes Schnauzer
I normally fetch a tennis ball, but I suppose a ping-pong ball will have to do
I normally fetch a tennis ball, but I suppose a ping-pong ball will have to do
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"Something smells like a pussy cat around here..."