Blue Brand Goats Milk Tallow Soap from China

I inferred "From New Zealand" to mean "Made in New Zealand", as any reasonable and sensible human being would do. Which was my first mistake, as New Zealanders have a lot of English DNA in their chromosomes and "From New Zealand" means, "Hey Mate, I got this Chinese Shaving Soap from my 2nd cousin removed in Shanghai, and my 3rd cousin in Oz was having a Barbie and thought what a great soap, so he sent it to me, and I'm sending it to Blighty from me in New Zealand." Silly me to think "From New Zealand" actually meant "From New Zealand".
 
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