antdad said:"I've been told the best man speech should last as long as the groom does in the sack"...Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Boab said:I have a speech to do on Saturday, need some help from the brethren.Get your one liners out
Fido said:Boab said:I have a speech to do on Saturday, need some help from the brethren.Get your one liners out
I'm going to a wedding on Saturday! Where's your's?
Boab said:Fido said:Boab said:I have a speech to do on Saturday, need some help from the brethren.Get your one liners out
I'm going to a wedding on Saturday! Where's your's?
Now that would be a turn up for the books! mines is in Motherwell.
Attero said:Having only ever written a Groom speech i honestly wouldn't know where to start as my own speech was a nervous jittery mess.
Fido said:I'm going to a wedding on Saturday! Where's your's?
I think use of "LOL" is dangerously close to using a smilie. I'm watching you, Pig Cat.Pig Cat said:LOL I thought this was a suggestion for the speech - sat here for thirty seconds trying to work out what was funny about it!
Boab said:Fido said:Boab said:I have a speech to do on Saturday, need some help from the brethren.Get your one liners out
I'm going to a wedding on Saturday! Where's your's?
Now that would be a turn up for the books! mines is in Motherwell.
cheese_dave said:I think use of "LOL" is dangerously close to using a smilie. I'm watching you, Pig Cat.Pig Cat said:LOL I thought this was a suggestion for the speech - sat here for thirty seconds trying to work out what was funny about it!
cheese_dave said:Best Man speeches are notoriously difficult as you're playing to a wide audience; children, old folks, raucous types, staid types... You have to pitch it at a fairly safe middle ground. I would say don't try and be rude, but be bawdy. Don't try and be too clever, but neither should you be cheesy (leave that to me!). Humiliate the groom, but don't ridicule him. Tell a funny but true story about the groom if you can't think up jokes, and embellish the story with little details to build it up to a crescendo.