Well you're not going to be getting any Christmas presents this year!!!The call of nature occurred this evening and to put it plainly and to level with you I really needed a dump . So sat down on the wc to do my business and all went well until I heard my daughter and her friend shouting through the door "Dad,Dad the elf is in the toilet" . I looked into the toilet bowl and lo and behold my daughter or her friend had put a toy elf into the toilet bowl and said elf was now covered in no2 . This was a first for me and I laughed but I need to really check the wc before I ever do a dump again.
Pay close attention to the toilet roll, hardly any left with all that shit and farting.
The elf has a secret loo roll compartment under the hat, he still doesn’t know it’s there while all the drama shit and farting going on.Is this a case of elf on the shelf or shat on the elf
Do you really want to give Santa a heart attack.better call the National Elf Service
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