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It's ok folk, Goldie Lookin' Chain have this in hand:
"im a survivor, i use hand sanitiser" brilliant! love a bit of goldie lookin chain
It's ok folk, Goldie Lookin' Chain have this in hand:
From experience I found a 4 inch nail in a piece of timber an unfortunate experience
Shame my boxers are too big for my headMy favourite suggestion so far:
I'll see your Lego - and raise you - my most impressive scar - there are a few on my body - I like to think of them as the tattoos of idiocy - I accidentally stuck - I'm not sure why I say accidentally - you wouldn't do it on purpose - a running chainsaw into the instep of my left foot - just underneath the protective wadding in the boot - it didn't hurt initially - I think I went into shock - on account of the copious amounts of blood - according to the doctor I missed my tendons by a mm - what did hurt - was in A&E - when they scrubbed the wound out with a nail brush - to get the chain oil out. F**k me - that nipped. I have another scar on my upper left thigh - slipped when snedding a tree in the snow - chainsaws don't cut - they gouge - all these years later - still an impressive war wound. Lego? - pussy. Ha ha ha ha - I.Could've been worse - could've been Lego
Wow Iain - might I suggest you pay someone to do those tasks for you in the future?I'll see your Lego - and raise you - my most impressive scar - there are a few on my body - I like to think of them as the tattoos of idiocy - I accidentally stuck - I'm not sure why I say accidentally - you wouldn't do it on purpose - a running chainsaw into the instep of my left foot - just underneath the protective wadding in the boot - it didn't hurt initially - I think I went into shock - on account of the copious amounts of blood - according to the doctor I missed my tendons by a mm - what did hurt - was in A&E - when they scrubbed the wound out with a nail brush - to get the chain oil out. F**k me - that nipped. I have another scar on my upper left thigh - slipped when snedding a tree in the snow - chainsaws don't cut - they gouge - all these years later - still an impressive war wound. Lego? - pussy. Ha ha ha ha - I.
I used to work in the woods - I cut trees down for a living - I gave that up - for the much more gentle pastures of being a news photographer - yes - much safer - let's get shot at by Afghans you've never met. Let's get shelled in Dubrovnik - ah - I now realise - my life choices have not been entirely sound - ha ha - still here though. I.Wow Iain - might I suggest you pay someone to do those tasks for you in the future?
Haha - that's quite the life you've had!I used to work in the woods - I cut trees down for a living - I gave that up - for the much more gentle pastures of being a news photographer - yes - much safer - let's get shot at by Afghans you've never met. Let's get shelled in Dubrovnik - ah - I now realise - my life choices have not been entirely sound - ha ha - still here though. I.
Having never seen it before - now had the time to watch the first two series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. Absolutely loved it!