The stuff of village life

[Fido]

Carnival time in Sway.

We seem to now have a tradition of displaying scarecrows around the village in carnival week. There's a sick looking one outside the surgery. This is one of the more respectable ones.

I love village life!

 

[Pig Cat]

Cor! (or should that be "Caw!"?) - if Wurzel Gummidge saw that he'd have a heart attack!

 

[Blyth Spirit]

You don't live in Midsomer, do you Fido?

 

[hunnymonster]

You don't live in Midsomer, do you Fido?

Fido's more "Magnum PI" than "DCI Barnaby" :lol:

 

[Fido]

I'm watching a recording of Midsomer Murders right now. It's just like here but we keep our crimes to ourselves.

 

[IanM]

They have a similar "Scarecrow Week" not far from us, in Blackshaw Moor and Meerbrook. During the day it's quite entertaining, but at night, when you headlights just catch them, it can be just plain scary!!

Mind you, it is in parts of the Staffordshire Moorlands where they think that The Wicker Man is a documentary :shock:

Ian

 

[hunnymonster]

Come to Dumfriesshire - it's fact :lol:

 

[1gear]

They have a scare crow thing in a village i used to cycle through quite often. I hadnt been through for a while, then went charging through to see all these scare crows dotted around the village, some just sat on gates, or leaning against them.

Must be a right laugh in the dark, narrow country lanes, fields and weird figures popping out from the gates :shock:

:lol: :lol:
Did you do one Fido? One will a bell?

 

[Attero]

Village life eh - All for the Greater good.

Yarp.

 

[RB73]

Can’t get this image out of my head whenever I read this posts title; think I better go to bed... :shock:

 

[1gear]

Can’t get this image out of my head whenever I read this posts title; think I better go to bed... :shock:

Thinking about men dressed like that and off to bed. :shock: :shock: :roll:

 

[Pig Cat]

Thinking about men dressed like that and off to bed. :shock: :shock: :roll:

Don't worry 1gear, it's perfectly natural to be curious about this sort of thing at your age.

 

[RB73]

Yes, after a full talcing, squeezing into my gimp suit and getting my other half to tickle me whilst I bite down on the eight ball...oops,did I say that out loud :shock:

 

[Pig Cat]

Yes, after a full talcing, squeezing into my gimp suit and getting my other half to tickle me whilst I bite down on the eight ball...oops,did I say that out loud :shock:

Shhhhhh! 1gear might be reading this. He's confused enough as it is. I haven't had 'the talk' with him yet but I think I should wait until he's a teenager. :roll:

 

[1gear]

I shall soon be past the teenager age so you best bloody hurry up.
Anyway, the whole gimp thing is quite tame. Teabagging and soggy biscuit anyone? :shock: :shock: :lol:

 

[Pig Cat]

I shall soon be past the teenager age so you best bloody hurry up.
Anyway, the whole gimp thing is quite tame. Teabagging and soggy biscuit anyone? :shock: :shock: :lol:

OK, it looks like you are past Birds and Bees and on to Bondage and Buggery. :shock:

Ooh...that's B&B isn't it? :lol: