- Joined
- Tuesday November 13, 2018
- Location
- Plymouth, Devonshire.
Looks like a giant ship to pull for such a long time! Had it run out of fuel?Why hello there fellow shavateers. And I return with a shave themed, 'Absence makes the bristles grow longer'
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'Be gone Satan. The Shaving world is better without you'
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Bristle bits - Stainless Mongoose
Sharp bits - Feather Super Professional
Hairy bits - Zenith dark synthetic
Creamy bits - Signature Soaps Hibernia
Wet bits - Botanics moisturiser
Bastard bits - Me
After 36 hours of having one of the longest pulls I've had for some years I am happy to be back in the land of the living, the livid, and the part-time dead. No Internet for two days? How truly wonderful.
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'Pull me, pull me, pull me'
Anyway, a first shave for a few days and how damn fine could it ever be? It is nearing time for my SOTY awards and is the Mongoose a possible contender for Razor of the year? Very much near the top of the list.
What a damn fine razor it truly is. It has a big fan club for hating the thing, but the world does need doomsayers so as to keep the miserable, miserable, so that we can have the fun being happy.
A furry faced reduced to being so smooth the old ladies are queueing up to kiss me on the cheek. My wife learnt the truth behind me a long time ago and simply says 'queue for what?'
Another great turn out for the Signature Soaps and the Zenith. Didn't I see someone bad pressing the Zenith recently? Heathen. Be gone.
A most welcome shave with even more welcome results. Isn't shaving just brilliant?
Nearly as brilliant as Japanese girly rock bands. Go go Yoshi. It just has to be Aldious
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