And it is today that I held aloft Excalibur to lay claim that I am indeed the King of shaving in this castle. Mrs Satanfriendly reached out from the depths of the bathroom sink and uttered in her fair voice, 'Use this bloody razor you procastinating bastard'. Hence it lead to a shave themed, 'Excalibur and the nights of the round sink'
Sir Razorlot - Yaqi Excalibur
Sir Bladealot - Feather Super Professional
Sir Brushalot - Cadman 24mm Tuxedo
Sir Soapalot - Alvarez Gomez Barberia
Sir Moistalot - Collegen
Sir Smellalot - Van Cleef Ambre Imperial
Sir writeshitalot - Moi
'That's him over there'
'Oh Mr Satanfriendly is so handsome'
'He's a twat'
And the knights gathered around the sink of destiny readied to battle the hairy dragon. Which all sounded a little perverted, but eh, what's a night without a knight?
'You mean my penis?'
Sorry for misleading you there, your genitals are safe. For the moment. In fact I was referring to my clock. You misheard me there.
These Excaliburs have no right to be so damn good. A cheap nasty bit of kit which just happens to deliver superbly smooth and efficient shaves. A bit like me except I don't deliver anything outside of abject misery and annoyance. And deliver it did. A very happy and nice shave with no collateral and no requirement for Dr Styptic and his inept first aid team.
Alvarez? I feel privileged to still have the best part of a jar left. Thanks to
@Boycie83
My oh my, did Alvarez make a wrong turn in stopping production of this one.
Well it only takes me to leave you in the hands of Fate Gear. The nearest I can find to Japanese girly knights in shining amour. And yes, I love you all