Popped into my local speciality shave shop today...

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"Do you carry Tabac?" I asked, "I've been wanting to try it."

"Sorry, we don't stock it", he replied.

"What about Feather blades? I've been wanting to try them as well."

"Feather? What are they?"

"They're meant to be the sharpest blades in the world."

"Oh, well I'll look into getting them. I've got these Derbys"

"No thanks" said I.


I had a wee look around at his stuff before going, while he tried to sell me a Merkur adjustable. It all struck me as rather pricey. A guy in a very expensive suit came in as I left. Little old me shuffled off in his paint stained fleece.

Don't think I'll be going back.
 
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