JEWISH SEX
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled
to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and
makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man.
While the two of you are making love, have the young man
wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should
bring on an orgasm.'
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice.
They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over
them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still
unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.
'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man
make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice They go home and hire, the
same strapping young man.
The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband
waves the towel.
The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon
she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to
him triumphantly, 'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a
towel!!'
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled
to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and
makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man.
While the two of you are making love, have the young man
wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should
bring on an orgasm.'
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice.
They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over
them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still
unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.
'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man
make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice They go home and hire, the
same strapping young man.
The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband
waves the towel.
The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon
she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to
him triumphantly, 'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a
towel!!'