Nightmare at the bottling plant

Rev-O

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I had a bad dream last night that Malibu (the sweet coconut booze) and Tabac bottles were made at the same factory (being both white opaque glass).

Then there was a mix-up and Malibu bottles were filled with Tabac a/s and vice versa.

Result: teenage girls drinking Tabac'n' Coke and me with sticky chops and wasps on my face.

Woke up and had to check it wasn't true.
 
I once went on a silent retreat for clergy and walked into the local town, which had a Chinese supermarket.

I bought a big pack of Fortune Cookies and on the way back to my room I went past the dining room, which was all set for supper. So I put a cookie on each side plate and snuck back out.

Later on there was some bemusement as to the who/where/why/how of the little "extras" but as it was a silent retreat I said nothing.

The guy next to me at the table was also in the next door room to me on my corridor; when he opened his cookie and read the slip of paper he smiled and showed it to me. It said: "You will be lucky in love tonight".

I shook my head mouthing the words: not with me you bloody won't.

It was all we could do not to laugh out loud.
 
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