Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.
The British Medical Association has met to discuss the Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception whereas the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
A senior Pathologist yelled, "Over my dead body!" to which the Paediatrician said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness and the Radiologists felt that they could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The two ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and one just wouldn't hear of it.
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow and agreed with the Plastic Surgeon who said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas but said he would sleep on it before making a decision but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arse holes in London
The British Medical Association has met to discuss the Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception whereas the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
A senior Pathologist yelled, "Over my dead body!" to which the Paediatrician said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness and the Radiologists felt that they could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The two ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and one just wouldn't hear of it.
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow and agreed with the Plastic Surgeon who said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas but said he would sleep on it before making a decision but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arse holes in London
