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- Saturday July 11, 2009
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- Bangor, Co. Down
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?â€Â
“Oh, mum,†she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…â€Â
Suddenly she burst out crying. “As soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me homeâ€Â
“Sarah, Sarah,†her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?â€Â
“Please don’t make me tell you†wept the daughter,
“I’m so embarrassed they’re just too awful! Come and get me, please!â€Â
“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset….Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!â€Â
Still sobbing, the bride said,
“Oh, mum, he said words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!â€Â
“Oh, mum,†she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…â€Â
Suddenly she burst out crying. “As soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me homeâ€Â
“Sarah, Sarah,†her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?â€Â
“Please don’t make me tell you†wept the daughter,
“I’m so embarrassed they’re just too awful! Come and get me, please!â€Â
“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset….Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!â€Â
Still sobbing, the bride said,
“Oh, mum, he said words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!â€Â
