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A man meets an old friend in the pub who says that he has a vacancy for a job that he might be interested in. The man is interested and asks what the job entails. The friend says the job is based at a hospital in London then gives the job description which is to welcome women who have come to the hospital to see a consultant. After welcoming them, he would have to remove their clothing and give them a wash down. He would then dry them, give them a gown to wear and then show them into the consultant's waiting room. The man is very interested and asks what the salary is. "£60,000 per year", says the friend. The man is now more than interested and says that he would like an interview. "Ok" says the friend, "can you be in Manchester by 9:00am tommorrow"? "Yes" says the man. " But why must I go to Manchester when the job is in London"? "That's where the queue starts" says the friend.