I remember phoning a Chinese & a voice answered
Hello i am Fu- King
i said oh sorry i’ll call back later
Is this why delivery guys are usually overweight?Having been in a kebab shop and listened to an altercation between one such delivery driver and the kebab shop man, I decided that I would not use such services. Basically the driver had a history of *just eating* the customer order and marking as delivered. The kebab guy was angry as he was losing regular customers because of it. My mate had a story of ordering about £25 of Five Guys for him and the family. The website took his details from Facebook which only had the postcode not the house number. He saw the driver take his food to a neighbour. Driver was not interested and neither were the customer service agents. The neighbours ate the order without even questioning it and thought it was their lucky day. That only strengthened my resolve. "Luckily" I have a chippy and a kebab shop opposite my house. Diet starts tomorrow.
Me too, I was wondering what cretins taste like!I thought this was gonna be about a new breakfast cereal called Cretins. Just eat Cretins and you’ll grow up to be…ok, I’ll get my coat.
This must be how manscaping began loolThat reminds me of a time in Singapore. It’s ultra humid and I was sweating like crazy every day at work so I decided to get my back waxed to reduce the sweating. I called this beauty salon and I asked for a back wax.
The lady sounded surprised and embarrassed at the other end of the phone and quickly replied “Oh no no sir ! We don’t do sack wax”.
I could hear all the other ladies in the salon laughing in the background. I couldn’t stop laughing myself after she said it. The Scottish accent could pose a bit of a challenge sometimes.
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