Hello from a lurker.

[Urban Hermit]

Welcome to Fannnntassyy IIIIIIslannnnd!

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[Arrowhead]

Hello and welcome to the forum.

 

[Pig Cat]

Hi Razed, being new here you may not know about our charging structure. This is of course a commercial venture and therefore I must point out the fee system:

Price per post: £1
Price per pic: £2
Price per video clip: £5
Price per slightly inane off-topic comment: £10 going down to £5 after 3 months
Price per picture of knife, gun or Stetson: £POA
Price per endorsement of bizarre regional foodstuff: £20
Price per foxy cartoon lady avator: £free, as it gets on Antdad's wick

If you decide to bring out a shaving product and want it mentioning on this site, the mods will accept pictures of you in various nursery rhyme outfits as payment in kind. You know, Miss Muffet or Bo Peep, that kind of thing. No idea why but it keeps the wheels of commerce nicely greased.

Welcome to TSR!

 

[cheese_dave]

mmmmm Bo Peep...

 

[moodymick]

That's not Bo Peep, that's BAA-BAA-RAA! - thought i would get in there before anyone else

Oh yeah, welcome aboard shipmate

 

[Naked Ape]

Hello and welcome, Razed.

Where abouts in the Midlands? I've moved from East to West.

 

[Razed]

Thanks for all the welcomes(and wilkommen),and the heads up on the pricing structure.I fear the inane off topic comments 'll bankrupt me!
As for the nursery rhyme outfits,I only own a Humpty Dumpty costume and hope that that would be acceptable should the need arise to wear it It really is an eggshellent costume. And Naked Ape,I'm west too,after years of working all over I came back 'ome.

 

[JohnnyO]

Hi & welcome Razed. You'll get the secret handshake & code words presently after the first month's bar bill.

JohnnyO. \