Gunman kills several in West Cumbria...

[antdad]

after drinking a bottle of Aqua Velva and using the TSR brush.

 

[hunnymonster]

Queer folk live in West Coombria... Just ask Hando

 

[antdad]

You mean homosexual queer or "There's nowt so queer as folk" queer?

 

[hunnymonster]

"Queer strange" as opposed to "queer ducky"

 

[antdad]

...ducks do all look alike, easy mistake.

 

[Arrowhead]

Very close to home for Hando.

 

[hunnymonster]

12 now (plus the suspected perp) - madness.