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SirPrize said:How about a seated Britannia holding in her right hand a stylised razor instead of a trident, her left elbow resting on a shaving bowl rather than a shield, and hog and badger supporters in place of the lion and unicorn?
SirPrize said:It's the best offer yet!
Pig Cat said:That is genius! I have taken the liberty of trying to interpret your beautiful description using my modest artistic skills. I do hope you will be kind with any criticism you may have of my efforts. And yes, I am aware that I've made Britannia look a bit like a witch.
Edit: And on second inspection it appears that I've drawn a face on the shaving soap, just in case anyone thought this was a deliberate attempt to give the soap some kind of personality. Some kind of strange anthropomorphism if you will.
Boab said:I was just trying to figure out why nookie bear was sitting at her left arm!!
Actually when you click on the picture it opens in a new window and in turn changes the favicon to the picture so you can see how crap it actually looks sorry PC lol was a valiant effort tho top marks :lol:
Pig Cat said:I destroyed my first effort in a fit of rage as it horrified me. It was a sculpture of a badger and a boar intertwined in a pretty perverted fashion made entirely of Palmolive. Think yourself lucky I didn't post a picture of that!
hunnymonster said:Pig Cat said:I destroyed my first effort in a fit of rage as it horrified me. It was a sculpture of a badger and a boar intertwined in a pretty perverted fashion made entirely of Palmolive. Think yourself lucky I didn't post a picture of that!
You could probably sell that to the Tate Modern (or the Baltic in Gateshead) for a tidy sum - even if it looks like a turd (in the Tate in Liverpool - free entry, and it was raining heavily - they have (or possibly had) a pair of "carefully selected nuggets of elephant dung from Chester Zoo" varnished and nailed to the wall which purports to be art) so badger & pig porn modelled in soap is actually quite tame in comparison.