Maybe I could do you a HUGE favour and dispose of it for you...but only if you let me pay an appropriate sum and pay the postage etc. I won't touch on what button to click on the PayPal site though...that would be too complicated
Upon this aspect I must INSIST.
I hereby absolve jb74 of any responsibility for harm or distress caused to me by the use of the Pash. and duly warrant that I shall take no legal action of any description if I should be hitherto caused malfunction of a physical or psychological nature caused by the application of said substance.
Signed...... etc.