at 12:01 this evening i shall be taking my nannys Soap and Birthday Razor to my Bathroom, i shall be covering my naked body with lather and whilst shaving myself as bald as a coot, i shall be singing at the top of my voice "Largo al factotum" from the Barber Of Seville !!
Then i shall be consuming several large Malt Whiskies whilst waiting for the Police to arrive !!! :shock: :lol: