Better than slurry ?

[Damian Murphy]

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:lol: :lol:

 

[Jeltz]

I guess he had a woody.....
Maybe he had delusions and thought he'd pulled twiggy....
Sex on the beech?

 

[Smell The Glove]

Taking tree hugging to the next level!

 

[hunnymonster]

Hope he didn't get a splinter.

 

[Pig Cat]

He was barking up the wrong tree. Or should that be wanking? :?

 

[Jeltz]

Maybe he was after the 1st shoots of spring.

 

[antdad]

Shagging a tree, ehh?

Lends a new meaning to rising sap.

I still haven't eaten any flat fish after Hando's personal revelation.

 

[hando]

wasn't personal

i had this friend :?

who ....er

 

[1gear]

Yes, it says the Scots are weird aswell. Another Scottish person tried to have sex with a pavement, and another got caught having sex with a bicycle :shock:
:lol:

 

[hando]

better than Morris Dancing

 

[Jeltz]

Yes, it says the Scots are weird aswell. Another Scottish person tried to have sex with a pavement, and another got caught having sex with a bicycle :shock:
:lol:

I guess he has some Specialized tastes then, and maybe another use for GT85

 

[1gear]

Yes, it says the Scots are weird aswell. Another Scottish person tried to have sex with a pavement, and another got caught having sex with a bicycle :shock:
:lol:

I guess he has some Specialized tastes then, and maybe another use for GT85

Very good
I remember seeing it come on the cycling forum i was on at the time with lots of puns.
He cant have had a Giant

 

[Pig Cat]

Well if you saw this you'd at least stop to think about it.

Wouldn't you?

 

[andyjreid]

Touche Hando

 

[hando]

they tried calling me FRISP at work 'til i opened up a can of whoop ass

'stand yer ground son, stand yer ground'