Bath and Shower Routines

I alternate between triple-milled bath soaps and Jack Black Turbo Wash gel.
Hair cops a Beauty and the Bees Tasmanian Beer shampoo bar, followed by their silk conditioner bar. Also an apple cider vinegar rinse once a week.
 
Lotion pour friction:

Friction du Foucard and Lotion Opaline...

 
We saw Joan Rivers in concert in Vegas and she said

"Kid's today, its all just sex, sex, sex".

"My daughter spends all her time telling me about her love life and i said to her when you get to my age you are satisfied with a good crap every day"
Joan Rivers talking to Michael Parkinson on the subject of cosmetic surgery:

"Michael! I've had so many facelifts I've got a goatee!".