Against the grain pain

 
You total and utter dirty b@$t4rd.
Bet you haven't told @Dcshaves what you told me in that PM that time?... after using the Rex for 2 days your turned blue!
And to think I almost begged you not to go monochrome or sepia...and you did both in the same shot! To quote from 'The Princess Bride' ...inconceivable!
 
Blues my favourite colour too!!
 
Blues my favourite colour too!!
oh...didn't I mention the green stripes...apparently it was like toothpaste...and mentholated, really chilly with eucalyptus too! ...oh wait a minute, that sounds like Proraso green ...one of my all time favourites ...Mmmm...maybe I should consider getting a Rex after all....Hmmmmmmmmm
 

I've heard its just like Denali....youre partial to that too aren't you
 
I've heard its just like Denali....youre partial to that too aren't you
Just as I was centring my karmic juices and focusing my competitive aspect to align with my third eye...then you have to go and hit me with a shot below the belt (Not that I use my beloved Denali to shave below the belt, you understand?) ...where was I? Oh yes...B@5t4rd!!!!!