Today's shave found itself being themed 'A party political broadcast on behalf of The Shaving party'
Minister for razors - General S E Shavington Smythe
MP for Sharpness - The right honourable Lord Feather
Minister for Brushing things (under the carpet) - Sir Cadman of Tuxedo
Chancellor of the Extrochequer - Christofano Cosemi, MP for Arancia
Party whip - Norma Nivea de Moisturiser
Ahem. People. We of the shaving party would like to lay out our plans for a better country and for the benefit of all.
Our policy is simple. Shave, and no more facial hair. Say no to beards and yes to smooth complexions.
Stay alert
Control the fuzz
Save embarrassment
Vote the Shaving Party for a cleaner future and say 'No' to this
'What's a lert?'
A change of scenery for this particular shave and a 'welcome back the General'. My first real foray in to quality SE razors and still a hard act to beat. A smooooooth operator as Sade sang. With a Feather stuck between its cheeks this thing is in face tickling heaven.
This particular jar of Extro has been teetering on the edge of making an entry in to the 'finished' thread for months and it still carries on. It is the dream jar of everlasting soap. And it just happens to be pretty damn fine at what it does.
So a bit like politics. Do some mumbling, talk a load of shite and before you know it the world is fine. And this shave was exactly that. Except this was more than fine this was as close as you can get without removing the epidermis. Real 'Wow!' value. Even a splash of Witch Hazel had me tingling and so smooth I appear to have just raised my political popularity.
Over to the cultural Secretary for a taste of Japanese classical music
Have a wonderful week ahead and may everyone and your families be healthy and well