Pre: Warm water splash
Brush: Simpson Duke 3 BB
Soap: OSP Fougere
Razor: Karve CB with D Plate
Blade: Polsilver Åódź
Post: Warm then cold water rinse, OSP Fougere ASL
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Image my dismay on Saturday morning when I discovered my KCB had been abducted, razornapped no less.
The ransom note demanded the princely sum, (not a King's ransom) of £19.61 if I ever wanted to see my beautiful razor.
The local Constabulary informed me that this sort of thing was far more common than the public could ever imagine and that my razor was only the tip of the iceberg. The very same gang are also targeting high-end watches, fountain pens and even items of jewellery.
Sadly as they're overworked and understaffed the Constable advised me to pay up if I wanted a swift solution to my quandary, at this point he scratched his head and said,
"This is a nationwide problem, the gang have offices, (making quotation marks in the air and shaking his head at this word), the length and breadth of the country."
So off I trotted to the nearest Royal Mail delivery office and duly paid the Queens ransom for the safe release of the KCB.
Happy Shaving one and all.