After two days at work and unable to get razor to face the theme for my shave this evening was 'Not staying deprived'
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And to take up on the challenge of
@Digimonkey I give you this very sad state of affairs. But at least it must be the first SOTD you can sing along to
Well, you can tell by the way I use my Hone
I'm a woman's man, no time to moan
Lather thick and water warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was shorn
And now it's alright, it's okay
And been without a shave for two day
You can try to understand
The fluffy face effect on a man
Whether I have reason to druther, or whether a reason other
I'm not staying deprived, not staying deprived
Hear the bristles breakin' and facial hair shakin'
I'm not staying deprived, not staying deprived
Ah, ha, ha, ha, not staying deprived, not staying deprived
Ah, ha, ha, ha, not staying deprived
Well now I can get shaved and I can get high
And if I can't get either, I might even cry
Got the feather blade in my brass Hone
I'm a shavin' man and too much grown
You know it's alright, it's okay
I lived to shave on this particular day
Many folk will never understand
The mind inside a Cadman fan
Whether I have reason to druther, or whether a reason other
I'm not staying deprived, not staying deprived
Hear the bristles breakin' and facial hair shakin'
I'm not staying deprived, not staying deprived
Ah, ha, ha, ha, not staying deprived, not staying deprived
Ah, ha, ha, ha, not staying deprived
Smooth face goin' nowhere, Penhaligon help me
Bayolea help me, yeah
Smooth face goin' nowhere, two days without a shave, yeah
I'm not staying deprived
Well, you can tell by the way I use my Hone
I'm a woman's man, no time to moan
Lather thick and water warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was shorn
And now it's alright, it's okay
And been without a shave for two day
And now I have time to understand
The Ermenegildo Zegna effect on a man
Whether I have reason to druther, or whether a reason other
I'm not staying deprived, not staying deprived
Hear the bristles breakin' and facial hair shakin'
I'm not staying deprived, not staying deprived
Ah, ha, ha, ha, not staying deprived, not staying deprived
Ah, ha, ha, ha, not staying deprived
Smooth face goin' nowhere, Penhaligon help me
Bayolea help me, yeah
Smooth face goin' nowhere, two days without a shave, yeah
I'm not staying deprived
Etc etc etc and repeat until bored (as if you are not already)
Yup, two days plus out at work on the river and feeling like a very hairy badger (nearly said beaver there) so this evening brought a great feeling of elation and euphoria with a damn fine shaving work out. Smoother than John Travolta and smelling finer than his underpants after the sweaty dance routines.
Saturday night fever or whatever, nothing quite gives the same effect as some Japanese techno disco thrash for me
And to all you fine folk of this fine forum may you all have fine weekends............and back to work in the morning for another three days