You Look Terrible

[SamuraiJack]

A pirate walked into a tavern & the bartender said, “Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened ? You look terrible.”
“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.”
“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle & I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.”
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship & got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really.”
“What about that eye patch?”
“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea & a flock of birds flew over. I looked up & one of them shit in my eye.”
“You're kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit.”

“It was my first day with the hook.”

 

[pjgh]

Snortle

 

[PhilD]

Arf

 

[yogibear]

Made me chuckle Well done

 

[UKRob]

http://www.theshavingroom.co.uk/forum/thread-21399.html

Knew I'd seen that before.

 

[rum]

Good one

Somehow read this in a south west accent. Did anyone else do that as well? aaarrrggghhh!!

 

[UKRob]

Good one

Somehow read this in a south west accent. Did anyone else do that as well? aaarrrggghhh!!

I've actually told it several times and found the accept to be obligatory - as well closing my right eye.

 

[SamuraiJack]

http://www.theshavingroom.co.uk/forum/thread-21399.html

Knew I'd seen that before.

I now know i'm getting old, i read this joke and could not even remember :huh:and laughed silly when a colleague sent it to me, i'm losing the plot, i think:icon_razz::icon_cry2: