"Welcome to the Maestro & Montego Owners Club web site. The club was founded in the late 1990s and is dedicated to the preservation and enjoyment of these two important yet often undervalued milestones in British motor industry history.
Members benefit from a range of services including an outstanding quarterly magazine, access to an ever growing variety of spare parts and regalia, free guidance on technical issues, and a social calendar that'll help you to get the maximum pleasure from driving a Maestro or Montego."
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