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Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe

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Goodbye perma-stubble and razor rash! Goodbye marketing gimmicks, quack science and self-blunting blades that conspire to bleed us dry!

I've decided to turn my back on all that bad rubbish, even as I step into the abyss. There's no question of whether I will take to DE shaving. I've already decided I WILL MAKE IT WORK.

So I've taken the plunge and bought a Merkur 34C, which is in the post, along with badger brush, cream, soap and a bunch of blades.

Thanks for the all the sage advice. I can't wait to start!
 
Uncle Joe said:
So I've taken the plunge and bought a Merkur 34C, which is in the post, along with badger brush, cream, soap and a bunch of blades.

Thanks for the all the sage advice. I can't wait to start!
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Hi there,

Well, you've already endeared yourself to the Canuck, seeing as how the 34c is his favorite razor. He may be along soon, offering to be your mentor over here.

Heh, I like your attitude,

Martin
 
Hello and welcome to The Shaving Room.

You will find we shave with all sorts of weird and wonderful razors here.

Enjoy.
 
HI and welcome to TSR Joe! :D Be careful with that dodgy American, before you know it you've turned your salary account into an over seas account ... you just wait and see ... Smashing start, even though you must somehow have triggered his enabler button!
 
Mikael said:
HI and welcome to TSR Joe! :D Be careful with that dodgy American, before you know it you've turned your salary account into an over seas account ... you just wait and see ... Smashing start, even though you must somehow have triggered his enabler button!
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Dear Uncle Mikey,

I admit to not expecting what you typed.....you musty have a little Loki blood in your genes somewhere. Pretty good post.

Yeah, you got me there about being a main enabler here. Smart of you to 'warn' the OP about my schtick. You are 'helping' as usual.

Yeah, I'm the one who posts amazing razor porn pics in a regular basis. Not only that, but I musta started maybe 50 coffee threads with millions of pics in those things.


Actually, the OP doesn't know one of us is being sarcastic....well, both of us maybe. That should tell him something right there. I will just add that if Uncle Mikey seems unusually helpful and asks lots of questions, it's only because he's figuring out your shaving hot buttons for some later sales. Yeah, he and a few other guys are really helpful that way.

Put him on your ignore list.......that what I did ( no offense meant of course).

Dodgy


Oh yeah, if he happens to send you a message with anything coffee related, report him immediately!
 
Speaking of which, I remember going to Paris as a teen, and visiting Montmartre where two friendly looking chaps approached us and suddenly started weaving bracelets together over each of our wrists. They told a very charming story about how it would multiply our powers of seduction tenfold.* We all had a good laugh, until they demanded a hundred francs each - all smiles of course. The French sure now how to conduct a mugging eh?

* After doing the maths I realised it wouldn't be worth it.
 
Yes, I think that's how one this boards most famous love, errh, stories started - D slapped Slickos wrists with hard to resist razors and within a week or two the national trade balance had turned into favor of the US... It was something, I tell you.
 
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