The Ten Commandments - by Sharpologist

[Useless shaver]

And what you don't splash you can drink like any good Russian.

That's the thing... vodka, cologne, after shave... all of them are interchangeable...

 

[Rohleder]

And what you don't splash you can drink like any good Russian.

Da! I might filter it through a loaf of bread first...

 

[Bogeyman]

"In Russia you don't wear after shave, after shave wear you!!"

 

[Rohleder]

This is gonna be me after a splash and swig of Novaya Zarya