A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. “Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.â€
“I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.â€
“I agree,' says the Father.â€
“Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?â€
“Anything father.â€
“I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours?â€
“Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.â€
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
“Sister, would you mind if I touched them?â€
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
“Father, could I ask something of you?â€
“Yes, Sister.â€
“I have never seen a man's appendage, could I see yours?â€
“I suppose that would be OK,†the Priest replied lifting his robe.
“Oh Father, may I touch it?â€
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
“Sister, you know that if I insert my appendage in the right place, it can give Life.â€
“Is that true Father?â€
“Yes, it is, Sister.â€
“Oh Father, that's wonderful. Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!â€
On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. “Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.â€
“I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.â€
“I agree,' says the Father.â€
“Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?â€
“Anything father.â€
“I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours?â€
“Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.â€
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
“Sister, would you mind if I touched them?â€
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
“Father, could I ask something of you?â€
“Yes, Sister.â€
“I have never seen a man's appendage, could I see yours?â€
“I suppose that would be OK,†the Priest replied lifting his robe.
“Oh Father, may I touch it?â€
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
“Sister, you know that if I insert my appendage in the right place, it can give Life.â€
“Is that true Father?â€
“Yes, it is, Sister.â€
“Oh Father, that's wonderful. Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!â€