The Funniest Ever Forum Thread

[YorkNeil]

This is a long read but please stick with it. It's the closest I've ever come to truly nearly pi$$ing myself laughing.

http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

 

[joe mcclaine]

Strewth.

Thank the Gods I wasn't reading that at work.

The 'lift' bit had me in tears.

 

[YorkNeil]

"she's going to inflate me" just flipped me over to a new level of laughing!

 

[Mikael]

Cheers Neil, made my morning (had to have first coffee, then a couple of toasts and finally I had a grapefruit in front of the computer), I dunno if I waked my wife, but it's rather likely - that was a good laugh!

 

[Jeltz]

Classic, what a turn of phrase.

 

[chrisbell]

My dad's had this done, once to remove some polyps, then again to check that all was still clear. What was worse was that, on the second occasion, they forgot to inflate him, resulting in the endoscope nearly penetrating the wall of his colon.

 

[Gingerpose]

Well, that ranks alongside the Amazon Knob & Bollocks hair removal product review as an all time classic.

 

[John]

That was funny :icon_razz::icon_razz::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[YorkNeil]

My dad's had this done, once to remove some polyps, then again to check that all was still clear. What was worse was that, on the second occasion, they forgot to inflate him, resulting in the endoscope nearly penetrating the wall of his colon.

Close one, thank God he's OK. Nothing to laugh at there but hope you enjoyed that thread all the same.

 

[chrisbell]

My dad's had this done, once to remove some polyps, then again to check that all was still clear. What was worse was that, on the second occasion, they forgot to inflate him, resulting in the endoscope nearly penetrating the wall of his colon.

Close one, thank God he's OK. Nothing to laugh at there but hope you enjoyed that thread all the same.

Well, I say nearly - we don't know how nearly, but he reported it as being agonising, so it must have been dodgy at best.

 

[tuftey02]

That was so so funny but sounds horrific

 

[Father Ted]

Im a nurse and have given this (and MoviPrep) plenty of times so I know how severe it can be - it still didnt stop me having tears rolling down my face, I mean real tears of laughter reading this.

 

[chrisbell]

Im a nurse and have given this (and MoviPrep) plenty of times so I know how severe it can be - it still didnt stop me having tears rolling down my face, I mean real tears of laughter reading this.

Perhaps you might be so kind as to PM me with your professional opinion on my fathers' treatment on the second occasion, please FT?

 

[Bechet]

I passed it on to a mate, who passed it on to a mate who is having an 'inspection' early in the new year - he's been given three free samples! Three!

 

[mattyb240]

Oh god I cried, my whole family had no idea what I was laughing at.

 

[YorkNeil]

Im a nurse and have given this (and MoviPrep) plenty of times so I know how severe it can be - it still didnt stop me having tears rolling down my face, I mean real tears of laughter reading this.

A fellow nurse (ex in my case) - I used to run the endoscopy unit and like you i can sympathise but this is so bloody funny. We were kind and made sure they had a Midazolam/Pethidine cocktail - never remembered a thing afterwards.