Student Teacher Problems

[MarkB]

This is fucking hilarious, it gets funnier the more you read
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19216...even-inch-sex-toy-lodged-up-her-back-passage/

 

[Blademonkey]

This is fucking hilarious, it gets funnier the more you read
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19216...even-inch-sex-toy-lodged-up-her-back-passage/

Some people will do anything to get a bit of cash from rags like the Sun! Do you know her? She's from your neck of the woods!

 

[MarkB]

Some people will do anything to get a bit of cash from rags like the Sun! Do you know her? She's from your neck of the woods!

Not a clue who she is, not sure I would like to either but I was crying with laughter!

 

[Jack Sales]

This is fucking hilarious, it gets funnier the more you read
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19216...even-inch-sex-toy-lodged-up-her-back-passage/

Pair of dirty sods lol haha

 

[Bezoar]

wow looking at that one page of the sun website, mothers love to kill their kids in England. Makes American news mags look enjoyable....

Just think on this,

1. she went to college and became a teacher
2. she teaches small children
3. isn't smart enough to know not to put an external only vibrator up her bottom.....

 

[Fergiebilly]

Well..Its a Gag..She is a Porn Star & Not a Teacher..Publicity Stunt..

Billy

 

[Bezoar]

well ive been under the impression that porn stars took pride on being smart enough to get the foreign objects out. no better way to mess up a porn shoot with "oops, I got a vibe stuck somewhere"

or perhaps more embarrassing

"oops, gotta wait till I can get hank unstuck from my bottom"

 

[MarkB]

We're all working on the basis that it actually happened and wasn't a story to fill column inches for a laugh.

 

[Bezoar]

I had a nurse friend in an Emergency Room. The most common problem in 1 year was people coming into the emergency room to have carrots removed from their bottom.

 

[MarkB]

I had a nurse friend in an Emergency Room. The most common problem in 1 year was people coming into the emergency room to have carrots removed from their bottom.

You live in an interesting place my friend. Here in the UK it's dislocations and fractures

 

[efsk]

Don' t underestimate the amount of men who' ve had their "appendage" stuck in a vacuumcleaner. Or poured concrete concrete up their bottom, only to find out that it won't come out after solidifying.

 

[MarkB]

Don' t underestimate the amount of men who' ve had their "appendage" stuck in a vacuumcleaner. Or poured concrete concrete up their bottom, only to find out that it won't come out after solidifying.

I'm sure there are a fair few. It's just not the most common A&E complaint here in the UK.