- Joined
- Saturday January 2, 2016
- Location
- Liverpool
Burst on to the SOTD scene on a Sunday with an annoying post I expect you to sing along to and then I sod off. Give a load of gear away and I can guess your thoughts are down the road of, 'You've grown a bloody beard you big bastard'
Not quite
Other than getting hammered the other night, I have been piffing busy packing parcels of PIF's then piffing off down the post office to piffing well get them posted to the PIF winners who procured them. And a lot of peeing in between. It's a drink thing.
But I did bother to take photos of my shaves but just couldn't be bothered to write anything. Until now. So as a very special offer you can have my shaves from the past three nights which come duly themed, 'Three-in-one'. Which is getting a bit beyond standard adult movie material and in to the realms of perversion.
Sunday evening
Shaving oil - Occams Enoch
Snake oil - Feather Super Professional
Bicycle oil - Highlander 26mm Cashmere
Fish oil - Palmolive Classic
Love oil - L'Occitane Cade balm
'If I could only have a fart'
Superb shave with a big brush and a quick razor with big fast results.
And the first of a trio of beavers
Monday
Chain lube - Stainless Mongoose
Engine lube - Feather Super Professional
Sex lube - Zenith dark synthetic
Facial lube - Signature Soaps Londinium
Luby Lube - Simple moisturiser
'If I only had a shave'
From fast to Godly. Still a quick razor but this one eludes godliness. That is because it is. A God razor.
Time to look up some more beaver
And this Tuesday evening
Crude oil - Occams Enoch
Rude oil - Feather Super Professional
Oil brush - Hive-2
Oil paint - Extro Arzachena
Aromatic oil - Extro Arzachena splash
'I wish, I wish, I wish, this SOTD would just end'
So impressed the other night at how quick the Enoch can get you out of the bathroom it just had to be a return being as the wife was wanting to commandeer the same space. And I ain't going to stand in the way of a woman with an urgent makeup requirement. But it does help get her out with her friends quicker and me some me time. Or should I say me and Mr Wine.
Another great finish even if one silly moment nick by my right ear. Nothing Dr Styptic couldn't resolve.
And your last chance to look at some beaver for this SOTD
And Dorothy your wish is granted.....
THE END
Not quite
Other than getting hammered the other night, I have been piffing busy packing parcels of PIF's then piffing off down the post office to piffing well get them posted to the PIF winners who procured them. And a lot of peeing in between. It's a drink thing.
But I did bother to take photos of my shaves but just couldn't be bothered to write anything. Until now. So as a very special offer you can have my shaves from the past three nights which come duly themed, 'Three-in-one'. Which is getting a bit beyond standard adult movie material and in to the realms of perversion.
Sunday evening
Shaving oil - Occams Enoch
Snake oil - Feather Super Professional
Bicycle oil - Highlander 26mm Cashmere
Fish oil - Palmolive Classic
Love oil - L'Occitane Cade balm
'If I could only have a fart'
Superb shave with a big brush and a quick razor with big fast results.
And the first of a trio of beavers
Monday
Chain lube - Stainless Mongoose
Engine lube - Feather Super Professional
Sex lube - Zenith dark synthetic
Facial lube - Signature Soaps Londinium
Luby Lube - Simple moisturiser
'If I only had a shave'
From fast to Godly. Still a quick razor but this one eludes godliness. That is because it is. A God razor.
Time to look up some more beaver
And this Tuesday evening
Crude oil - Occams Enoch
Rude oil - Feather Super Professional
Oil brush - Hive-2
Oil paint - Extro Arzachena
Aromatic oil - Extro Arzachena splash
'I wish, I wish, I wish, this SOTD would just end'
So impressed the other night at how quick the Enoch can get you out of the bathroom it just had to be a return being as the wife was wanting to commandeer the same space. And I ain't going to stand in the way of a woman with an urgent makeup requirement. But it does help get her out with her friends quicker and me some me time. Or should I say me and Mr Wine.
Another great finish even if one silly moment nick by my right ear. Nothing Dr Styptic couldn't resolve.
And your last chance to look at some beaver for this SOTD
And Dorothy your wish is granted.....
THE END
